What do I really need to know?
I am caught between liking technology and really just hating it. I miss the old days when I would anticipate handwritten letters from my college boyfriend or $5 dollar bills from my Grandma. I would nearly have a heart-attack at the sight of them in a mailbox.
The world moves far too quickly for my brain. Not your brain, just mine. I see people who read the news, email, work stuff, craft stuff, fun stuff, sport stuff, kid stuff, fashion stuff all on their phone in the span of like 4 minutes. They synthesize it all and it actually makes sense. They talk about it. They have smiles on their faces. They don't look as if they were hit by an information train at all. Like I do. All this "stuff" puts me into a catatonic state of drooly rocking. I'm trying to synthesize and glean personal meaning from the influx of data. But I just realized that 99% of it is meaningless to me on a personal level. If this information does not help me:
1) clean the kitchen (over and over and over again)
2) keep the kids fed, clothed and off of each other
3) do the laundry
4) service my car
6) pay bills or
8) go graduation card shopping
9) do my banking
10) clean up the excrement of my various dependents
then sh^%, I don't have time for it. I know that we're all supposed to be well-informed, well-read, well-groomed, well-preserved, well-intentioned, well-dressed, well-meaning, etc. but I'm just over WELLmed. I have enough on my plate. How am I supposed to live at a dead run and know everything all at the same time and have an informed opinion about it while being perfectly coiffed, bejeweled, manicured, pedicured and made up? Who am I like Ann B. Davis, La Femme Nikita and Jason Bourne all rolled into Brooke Burke?
I don't have a wife!! I think I touched on this last summer. Wives are frigging awesome. Don't kid yourselves, guys. You got it good.
If I had a wife, I'd be all those well-things. Wives make these things possible. Ah, the patriarchy. More on that later.
Does anybody else think that there is a limit to what we can process? What has happened to me is that the meaningful stuff has gotten lost in the noise. I can't tell if I need to know about Kanye West's North baby or do I need to feed my 7 year old something besides Dominos?
I can't tell if that cute handmade thing on etsy is going to make me #thecoolestmomever or make me look like a total fat-ass wannabe dork. My authenticity quest is under attack by an onslaught of information!
What is really realz?
What do I need to know?
That's when I look up and pray,
Lord, what do I really need to know today?
You are beloved. Now go forth and give it away.
Everything else is just noise.